"From John Masters's chick apothecary line comes a detoxifying mask (French Green Clay & Green Tea Purifying Mask) that reduces free-radical damage and lessens the effects of UV rays as it absorbs impurities and minimizes pores.
The organic scalp treatment [a fresh batch of moisture-packed soy protein conditioner, with jojoba, avocado, sunflower, evening primrose and lavender oils] at this Soho spa will send you into relaxed oblivion.
To finish me off, John spritzes my face with Lavender Mist and styles my short locks with Bourbon Vanilla and Tangerine Hair Texturizer - two of Masters's good-enough-to-eat products that you can also get to go."